Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

How many ladies have you slept with?

She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!