Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!