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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!