Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract