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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work