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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!