With his Parceltongue.
Voldemort
Pretty gaunt
Voldetort.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
Hor-crocs.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
You-knew-who
He leaves a dark mark
Because of his hex appeal.
Nobody nose.
An all day run
Goose bumps.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Because they literally can't even.
420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.
Because she's Hadid.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
It has a rattle.
They both love clubbin'
Press'n Seal
Nobody, he had no one to look up to.
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Tuna Fey.
A blinkin' light
Walking Jk rolling
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
