Voldemort Jokes

With his Parceltongue.

Pretty gaunt

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

You-knew-who

He leaves a dark mark

Because of his hex appeal.

Nobody nose.

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

From the looks of it, your dad won

A swipe and wipe.

Use some antioxidants

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Because it was a freight!

Decalfinated.

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!

He ran into wrong wall at train station

A bellerina!

Voldemort Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a bad riddle?

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Love Card

What happened to Voldemort's face?

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