How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

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2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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She calls the flying squad!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark