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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

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What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt