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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..