What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.