You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Dates!
He wanted tequila.
No worries they will tell you
They'll tell you
Because he felt his days were numbered.
She was a little husky.
He gives it a valenshine!
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Canceled Czechs
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
