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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.