What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs