What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club