What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.