What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with