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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.