He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Just flush it like everybody else does.
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Bar tender
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
He needed somebody to cosine.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
The neighbor of the beast.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
