What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.