What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.