What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa