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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Why go to college?

There's Google.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.