Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.