Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."