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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."