Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

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What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil