Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

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What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."