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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil