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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."