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Kurd Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

People Jokes More People Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans