Kurd Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter