Manage Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ()

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China