Lover Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Who's there! Buggy! Buggy who?

Buggy Jean is not my lover!

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

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Illumi-naughty

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Cancer...

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Bumble gum.

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Bada bing!

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Cannoli Oil.

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Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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He was tried in a kangaroo court.