Lover Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month.

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Who's there! Buggy! Buggy who?

Buggy Jean is not my lover!

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.