They're shellfish in bed.
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When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because they won't hold a public erection.
Nuts & bolts!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
Because they're shellfish
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
The singer can have a hit
Xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
Work over time
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
In the lab.
So the Marine have something to hold on to.
Because she might Let it Go
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Because they won't commute.
Fission chips.
The week force.