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Momentum Jokes More Momentum Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Public Erection Jokes More Public Erection Jokes
Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.