Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.