Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.