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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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New gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....