Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....