Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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A little otter

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....