Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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A coat of arms!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....