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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....