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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!