What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.