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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.