What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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Shiver me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

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What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.