What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems?

A twitch streamer.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.