Pirate Jokes

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

What does a pirate call three feet?

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

Why can't pirates play any card games?

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

How much do pirates charge for corn?

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

Why do pirates love football so much?

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

Which pirate makes the best food?

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Why are pirates so mean?

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

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What does all pirate music have in common?

Where do pirates store their files?

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

What rating do pirate movies always get?

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

What did the pirate say?

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Why are pirates funny?

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

What did the computer say to the pirate?

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

What are Pirate clothes made of?

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Why don't black people like pirates?

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

What do you call a pirates thong?

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?