Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
Shiver me lumbars.
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Because they all live in Kansas.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
It's driving me nuts!
Yarrrrrsync!
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
Arrrrrland.
Swab the deck!
A Buccaneer.
Doctors without boarders.
He keeps typing /arrr/
His first mate.
To hide his booty.
He wanted to see that booty bounce.
Because they always steal doubloons
Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf
A buck-an-ear
A buccaneer
In pieces of eight.
Long John silvers
Vitamin "D".
AR-Kansas
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Whatever floats his boat.
Pier to Pier Networking
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
ARE YE READY KIDS!
Because he's always fighting pirates
They can't get enough booty.
With their aye-phones.
A buck an ear!
Long Gone Silver... /drops mic
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
It made it easier to deal with high C's
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
A buck an ear.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
In ARRgentina.
A buck an ear
Michelle
They all live in Arkansas
Seven C's
Aye-drops
Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ginger Beard
Doublet or nothing.
The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."
His left hook.
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
An **Arrr**my
Ahoy M-80
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
What's Kraken
An iPadth.
About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
He kept on and on about his mateys.
Arrrr-thritis
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
M'Hearty
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Chuck Norris.
A buccaneer!
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
About a buccaneer!
Scurvy
Aye sis
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Take the P out of him.
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!
Scissor me timbers!
X marks the pot, matey.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
Scarves
Because they can spend years at sea.
A buck-an-ear.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
IPatch
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
They keep getting lost at sea.
CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH
Disappointed.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Two pirates.
The aye
They always get lost at C.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
T
Because they love torrents.
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
War Biscuit
They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
The Somali chicken!
It was dynamite!
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Forget about it.
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Under his buccan-hat.
