Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.