Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.