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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.