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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.