Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"