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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways