What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.