What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways