Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Start out with a large fortune.
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Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Buns
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
There's no 'f' in way
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
With his Shtick.
