What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!