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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.