What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.