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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.