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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.