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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.