Their stuff is always cut.
Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
It was happy hour.
Sam-BOO!-ca
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
I bearly touched her.
Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
It won't be long now...
When his hand caught fire!!
Because Happy Hour ended.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
It slit.
Razer.
I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"
Juan.
