Emo Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

You might also enjoy:

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start