Their stuff is always cut.
Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Correctly.
Ham-burgers!
An act of violins.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
He got eballa
He said: "Nah amine"
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Whole Foods
So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
It slit.
Razer.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.