Emo Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip?

Cliffhanger.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

You might also enjoy:

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Slit Jokes More Slit Jokes

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.