Their stuff is always cut.
Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
Because it was too tired.
I bearly touched her.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
A good start.
Show your work.
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
Razer.
A "Razer Blade"
Glock-amole
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
A bear-icade
They ran out of juice!
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
