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Slit Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Emos Jokes More Emos Jokes

Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist