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What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Emos Jokes More Emos Jokes

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!