Abraham Lincoln Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*