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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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I think this is a set up!

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Tsar Wars

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3 days by panzer

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Neither of them can finish a play

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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What do you call a recovering alcoholic?

A ginspiration.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week