What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!