What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.