What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?