What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?