What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.