What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.