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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.