What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!