Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Previous Random Joke Next
Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.