Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.