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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.