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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.