Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.