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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.