Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.