Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!