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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...