Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

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