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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.