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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!