How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.