How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.