How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't blondes like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.