How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!