How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.