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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate