What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.