What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.