What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.