What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.