What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!