What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.