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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup