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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup