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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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England Jokes More England Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.