What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Snickers satisfies.

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The "spaghetto"

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!