What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup