What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.