What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.