What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.