Explode Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!