Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Because it was a mooooooslim.
Debrie everywhere.
Rest in pieces.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Everywhere.
The chemist may frown.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
Looks like we have debris all over the place
A balloon animal!
A baboom.
A BA-BOOM!
Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
Your new Note 7 package
They asked.
Napoleon Blownapart!
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
He exploded.
The appendix.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
Neigh-Palm
Dino-mite
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Middle East
A Pimp
I have Grey Poupon me
Bobbing for French fries.
A microwave.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
You Barium
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
They're still talking about what happened in 1982.
It blew up
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Hibearnation
He got baked.
