Explode Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Some people are against shooting guns.

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She wanted to be the center of attention.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Because he was the rightful heir

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