Explode Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry