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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Challenger Jokes More Challenger Jokes

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.