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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)