How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.