How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.