What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.