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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.