What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Unlimited twerky

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He was exceeding the feed limit!