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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey