What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...