What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.