Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...