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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey