Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...