Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.