Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.