Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.