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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!