I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because chicken came to his side.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
Because it wouldn't commute!
We haven't spoken for five years".
They always finish last.
Kim Kardashian's face.
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
1 natural log cabin.
Cause he been solo.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
It raises their shellfish steam.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
A Fungi!
There close to the ground.