What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.