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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.