I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Ken came in a different box.
Because he always came in a little behind.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Because they finish each other's sentences
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because he was married
Your princi-pal.
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
A stable economy
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Invite an accountant.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
I told her that drinks were on the house
There close to the ground.
