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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.