What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide