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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide