What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones