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Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

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