Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free