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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!