ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
They all dress like Dobby.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
He was caught red handed.
It will tell you.
Wartortellini!
Because he came second.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
In sainsburys
You'll get bored.
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
