Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.