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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no