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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut