Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.