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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears