Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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A metronome!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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They prefer a Target.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.