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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Who's there! Argo! Argo who?

Argo down the shops! Kn

Ross Jokes More Ross Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.