Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Lisa Kudrow Jokes More Lisa Kudrow Jokes

Why did Courteney Cox?

Because Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.