Ross Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Lisa Kudrow Jokes More Lisa Kudrow Jokes

Why did Courteney Cox?

Because Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!