Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

President Jokes More President Jokes

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.