Ones for coming and ones for going.
They came together, it was a perfect lay.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
It pokes holes in condoms.
A coffin.
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.