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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.