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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.