What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.