Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Cross-Country
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
The ones with food.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
A Russian spy.
Disburse!
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
In da Nile
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Just Cause
The elephant of surprise.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.