Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S