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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

One Jokes More One Jokes

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.