Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.