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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.