Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!