Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back