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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.