Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!