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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down