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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee