How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".