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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized