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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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I don't have a stamp collection.

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15 years.

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Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Slip not.

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Tea Rex

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Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Don't do it! You have potential!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"