How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.