How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized