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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized