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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.