What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.