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What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.