What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.