What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.